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My Almighty Feathers have been Ruffled again.

I need to point out that I have no spokesperson to tell all of you what I Do or won't Do, or have already Done.

I am my own Boss.

I don't need anyone to tell you Who or What I Am, What I Do, or Why I have Done it.

And the Bible has some flaws in it which I didn't write.

The latest can of worms concerns the origin of WOMAN.

A revered biblical professor says that I made Eve from Adam's baculum, or penis bone.

All of the stormy weather you've been having lately is a result of My Divine Guffawing while reading about this allegation.

The professor has made a huge boner.

I didn't.

The imperfect Bible does have it right on this issue:

And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;

And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

Amen.

IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES GOD AND ADAM AND EVE

Letters from Mad Plato