Monday, February 01, 2016

THE CAUCUS





I really like the word caucus.  I guess I'm obsessed with caucuses.  These are not from the current election, but I couldn't resist posting them again.

"She's protecting the people in her caucus."

"Joe is aligned with the Democratic caucus."

"Just kick him out of the caucus." 

"The reason there's a lot of confidence in the caucus is Harry Reid."


"We had a very friendly and warm caucus." 

"It depends how you cut it."

"Our caucus is in a very good mood."

"There's unrest in our caucus."

"Senator, it would seem that your caucus needs unifying."

"What are you doing in your caucus to make sure I'm not the only guy?"

"She's not going to put the caucus through this."

"She worked her caucus and she's going to get 216."

"We come together forging America's caucus."

"All you have to do is look into the eyes of our caucus."

"This morning he came to the caucus with gavel in hand."

caucus (n.) Look up caucus at Dictionary.com
"private meeting of party leaders," 1763, American English (New England), perhaps from an Algonquian word caucauasu"counselor, elder, adviser" in the dialect of Virginia, or from the Caucus Club of Boston, a 1760s social & political club whose name possibly derived from Modern Greek kaukos "drinking cup." Another old guess is caulker's (meeting) [Pickering, 1816], but OED finds this dismissable.
caucus: "This noun is used throughout the United States, as a cant term for those meetings, which are held by the different political parties, for the purpose of agreeing upon candidates for office, or concerting any measure, which they intend to carry at the subsequent public, or town meetings." [John Pickering, "A Vocabulary, or Collection of Words and Phrases Which Have Been Supposed to be Peculiar to the United States of America," Boston, 1816] 




IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND CAUCUSES



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DiAnne said...
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Wednesday, January 20, 2016

DONALD TRUMP SARAH PALIN AND ROBO SPERM













The Republicans and Democrats are full of pomp, gas, and promises.

None of them will be sucked into a black hole anytime soon, fortunately or unfortunately, nor shine as brightly as 350 billion suns.

The bromance between Ted and Donald has petered out.

Plus, crazy Sarah has now hopped on Trump's bandwagon.

But Miss drill-baby-drill might deposit Mr. Trump into an unwanted hole.
Her horrible use of the English language is a negative.

"Sarah Palin just guaranteed Donald Trump 

the Evangelical vote, because I think she  

was speaking in tongues." 

Stephen Colbert


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Bernie and Hillary are taking swings at each other, but so far no knockouts have occurred.

I missed the most recent debate between Bernie, Hilary, and that other guy.

But there's still plenty of time for more pomp, gas, and promises.

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My eye caught something else in the news, however, that is totally unrelated to the presidential election and the ambition of candidates to win.

It's about a device that increases the velocity of a spermatozoon so that it can successfully penetrate an ovum.



Let's hear it for sperm!

But I wonder if scientists might consider inventing an ova-shield that will be a barrier to these fast-moving seeds.



IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES DONALD TRUMP SARAH PALIN AND ROBO SPERM









Monday, January 11, 2016

KIM JONG UN IS RATTLING HIS GONADS AGAIN



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3397200/North-Korea-boasts-capable-wiping-new-hydrogen-bombs.html



The B61-12 (pictured) is to be the first of five new atomic warheads planned as part of a new U.S. arsenal which is said to cost up to one trillion dollars over the next 30 years.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3395398/Obama-fire-smaller-precision-guided-atomic-bombs-costing-1TRILLION-30-years-make-warfare-inevitable.html






After North Korea's third nuclear test in 2013, the U.S. took the unusual step of sending its most powerful warplanes — B-2 stealth bombers, F-22 stealth fighters and B-52 bombers — to drills with South Korea in a show of force. B-2 and B-52 bombers are capable of delivering nuclear weapons.




Kim Jong Un is still rattling his gonads.

This dangerous little man will not stop his gonad-rattling.


The United States has 90 B-52 bombers in operation.

The B-52 can still be flying in 2040.

One recently flew for Kim Jong Un to see.

I guess the U.S. Wants to remind Mr. Jong that we still have these bombers.

The flyby only gives him more reason (for his unreason) to threaten war.

Fly Donald Trump instead.

Kim Jong Un might flinch,
and stop his saber rattling.




IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!




Wednesday, December 30, 2015

ADAM AND EVE AND A BONE TO PICK






http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3377487/God-Eve-Adam-s-PENIS-not-rib-claims-religious-academic.html





My Almighty Feathers have been Ruffled again.

 I need to point out that I have no spokesperson to tell all of you what I Do or won't Do, or have already Done.


I am my own Boss.


I don't need anyone to tell you Who or What I Am, What I Do, or Why I have Done it.


And the Bible has some flaws in it which I didn't write.


The latest can of worms concerns the origin of WOMAN.


A revered biblical professor says that I made Eve from Adam's baculum, or penis bone.


All of the stormy weather you've been having lately is a result of My Divine Guffawing while reading about this allegation.


The professor has made a huge boner.

I didn't.


The imperfect Bible does have it right on this issue:


And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

Amen.




IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES GOD AND ADAM AND EVE




























Sunday, December 13, 2015

TED CRUZ DONALD TRUMP AND OTHER DISTURBING NEWS







If we do not want Syria in 2016 to become 

what Sarajevo became in 1914, the powder 

keg that explodes into a world war, the War 

Party Republicans, who have learned 

 nothing 

from the past, should be relegated to the past.


[http://buchanan.org/blog/america-first-or-world-war-iii-124443]






Ted Cruz, a man who thinks he’s qualified to be commander in chief, decries terrorists’ taking of innocent lives while agitating for bombing that would kill thousands of noncombatants and radicalize thousands more. What he’s saying shows an utter lack of fitness to command America’s armed forces.”

Excerpt from Ted ‘Carpet-Bomb’ Cruz



DEC. 11, 2015



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Trump’s plan to use thermonuclear weapons against ISIS-held areas such as the Syrian city of Al-Raqqah would result in an astronomically high number of civilian casualties, according to CNN military analyst Peter Mansoor. “Al-Raqqah alone has a population of over two hundred-thousand people, the vast majority of whom are not affiliated in any way with the Islamic State,” Mansoor said. “A strike of this magnitude would not only result in the loss of millions of innocent lives and infrastructure, but it would set diplomacy and stability in the region back at least a hundred years.”
Civilian casualties are an 

unfortunate 

“reality of war” according to 

Trump, 

who justified the use of nuclear 

weapons saying they “send a clear 

message to those who conspire 

against America and her allies.”


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Two nut jobs for the price of one.

That's what we get with Ted Cruz and Donald Trump.

Trump has indicated that Ted Cruz might be his choice for a running mate.

Boy, won't these two make America great again?

Can you picture these two with their fingers on America's nuclear buttons?

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There is something else in the news absolutely unrelated to Trump and Cruz (at least I think there is no relationship).

A dead woman who had donated her body to science fell out of a van while in transit.

She didn't know she fell out of the van because she was dead, so she didn't suffer.

Just her family.


Body left for science slips out of van on Texas road


Elderly woman's body found after falling 


through the back window of transport van.




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Too many cops are unnecessarily shooting and killing too many people.


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Before too long we won't see women exposing their cleavage and legs anymore.

They'll just be naked.

Liberation at last!

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A woman successfully committed suicide by jumping out of a building, but she landed on another woman who had no thought of suicide or getting hit by a suicidal, falling woman.

Pedestrian is left seriously injured by suicidal woman who jumped out of a Manhattan building and landed on her

  • Jump occurred on Friday on First Avenue near 51st Street around 3.15pm 
  • A 56-year-old woman jumped from a third story and was pronounced dead at Bellevue Hospital
  • The 71-year-old woman she hit was taken to Cornell University Hospital with serious injuries.  






IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!