Thursday, April 17, 2014

HAPPY EASTER!



 
 
Santa:

Hello Easter Bunny! How's business?



Easter Bunny:

Hi Santa. Business is great. Thank you Jesus!



Santa:

You can say that again. Alright, I'll say it: Thank you Jesus!



Easter Bunny:

I guess we really should thank God.



Santa:

Yes, thank you Jesus and God!



Easter Bunny:

Well, I've got to get all of my eggs in a basket, and start delivering.



Santa:

Ho, ho, ho! Talk to you later. 
 
ITS' ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES! 


Monday, April 14, 2014

BODY ODOR AND JESUS









Some recent news has greatly disturbed me .



One piece of news was that Jesus might have had a wife.



Well, this is not really that disturbing, because if it is true, then it might prove that Jesus was not gay.



(I can't use the word gay without thinking that it once just meant the simple adjective happy; but I suppose homosexual is too strong, and the word fag is totally inappropriate.)



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The other news that disturbed me was learning the chemical makeup for different body odors .



Do we really want to know this kind of stuff?



Can't we just stink and not be told what it is that makes us stink?



I guess not.



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In other news, Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan are doing much better.



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Russia and the United States may or may not be entering another COLD war; or worse yet, starting ANOTHER World war.


It all depends on how irritated Putin's mammillae become, and then just how cool Barack Obama and Congress can manage to stay if Putin's mammillae do become real distended .





IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES, JESUS, BODY ODOR, AND PEACE!










Saturday, April 05, 2014

HELLO MONEY GOODBYE DEMOCRACY


Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Feith and the rest of that ghoulish clique still call the foreign policy shots for national Republicans. Despite their abject failures — both technocratically and morally — Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld remain in good standing with the people who run one of America’s only two serious political parties. If Mitt Romney were president right now, with Dan Senor by his side, the United States could be ramping up for war with Iran or Russia, preparing to once again spread freedom from the barrel of a gun as if Fallujah and Abu Ghraib never happened.
From http://www.salon.com/2014/04/05/bush_crews_deplorable_return_how_their_reemergence_sends_a_deadly_message/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=socialflow


Money does talk, and now, thanks to the Supreme Court, money will talk until the cows come home, until the chickens come home to roost, until hell freezes over...



The Almighty dollar now controls American democracy!



The love of money will now embrace our future leaders like there is no tomorrow (and there may not be after big business and super-rich, domestic  (and foreign) powers shower their money on leaders they will pay for).



Finally, we will get the government we deserve

(NOT).



Less is not more.



The more money you have, the more power you have.



Thank you United States Supreme Court!







IT'S ABOUT MONEY!








From HogueProphecy.com









There are forces, this time mostly in the West that for greed and profit would like to set free the Demon called “Cold War” once again! These infernal corporations of the war business, their puppet politicians and their media hacks fantasize that propagating the Russian Federation as some new Soviet Union to be contained will bring decades of profits and like the financially flush times of the last Cold War market, never lead to a nuclear war.








Democrat and Republican leaders alike have become converts to the Neconservative, US hegemonic philosophy that could bring this about. These agents of corporate fascism overtaking the Western World choose your leaders now. They have propped up Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton, as big business’s choices. You are expected to choose one of them when you go through the motions of voting for US president in 2016. Both of these puppets have completely converted to the Neo-”Con” job. Either way, your next US president will be a channel for war market mongers!











Thursday, April 03, 2014

ARE THEY HERE OR OUT THERE?




After writing this letter, and after finishing Strangers by Dean Koontz, I wanted to add a paragraph that I found while reading Strangers:
"The mere existence of another---and superior---intelligence put human strife in a different context.  Mankind's endless, violent struggles to dominate and enslave, to impress one philosophy or another upon the entire race at any cost in blood and pain---that seemed so hopelessly petty and fruitless now.  All narrow, power-centered philosophies would surely collapse.  Religions that preached the oneness of men would probably thrive, but those that encouraged violent conversion would not...that extraterrestrial contact had the potential to make one nation of all mankind, one vast family; for the first time in history, every individual could have the respect that only a good, loving family---no king, no government---could bestow.
Something had come down from the sky.
And all humankind could be lifted up."




It was after reading the article below that I then wrote my letter.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2356807/Our-galaxy-contain-60-BILLION-alien-planets-capable-supporting-life--double-number-thought-before.html








If they are out there, why aren't they here?



Why don't they visit?



Is our planet too dangerous for them?



Do they have better things to do?



Don't they want to support Hillary Clinton in 2016?



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Bill Clinton was on Jimmy Kimmel's show, and Clinton with his trademark grin exclaimed that he did not know if they were here, but that he did believe it was quite possible that they were out there.



Then, reminiscent of Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton pointed out that countries would stop fighting each other if it was known that they that came from out there were evil empires (not like Russia, but like North Korea).



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So...we all need to wait for them to visit, and

continue to prepare for new wars until they either rescue us from our self-annihilation, or do some annihilating themselves.



In the meantime, let's get ready for the Final Four.



Maybe they will like basketball.











IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND THEM.




























IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND THEM.


Tuesday, March 25, 2014

TOP TEN QUESTIONS


Is the Ukraine

Vladmir Putin's

Hot potato?

(Yes, but it's no spudnik.)




Is Barack Obama on the hot seat?

(As always)




Are Republicans beating their war drums again?

(As always)




Are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez back together?

(Maybe, but Selena has been on Bieber's chest not his back.)




Did the plane crash, land, or disappear into a black hole?

(Or None of the above?)




Should students print or write cursive?

(They should print but not curse.)




Is Kim Kardashian overexposed?

(No ifs, ands, or...well...butts, yes.)




Will Hillary Clinton run for president in 2016?

(Do we need oxygen to breathe?)




Will the world end in fire or ice?

(Who the hell knows?)




Are extraterrestrials here or coming here?

(Who the hell knows?)




P.S.

Last month NASA announced it had found 715 new planets outside the solar system, nearly doubling the previous total known planets in the galaxy.













IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES!






















Friday, March 14, 2014

EAT YOUR PIE


It's both irrational and transcendental.”



After I read this statement, I thought, “Why, that's a wonderful thought!”



Then I thought, “But what does it mean? And is it that wonderful?”



It's a description of Pi, the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.



But I was interested in the irony of the two words conjoined.

What if I were irrational and transcendental?  That is, what if I were irrational, but also transcendental?



What would this mean?

What would I be?

What would I do?

Would I eat more pie?



Anyway, today is Pi day, and also the birthday of Albert Einstein.





IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND Pi!









http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/wp/2014/03/14/happy-pi-day-its-also-albert-einstein-birthday/?




Monday, March 03, 2014

BRINGING BACK THE DEAD


A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO RECENLY CLONED WOOLLY MAMMOTHS










Manny:

Hi. What's your name?






Martha:

Martha.




Manny:

I'm Manny.




Martha:

How long have you been back from the dead?




Manny:

A few hours. You?




Martha:

A week.




Manny:

What is this place called?




Martha:

It's called the paleogenomics lab, but we're in a state called California.




Manny:

Well, this state is very noisy and smelly.




Martha:

Gone are the sweet days of tundra steppe covered with grasses, sedges, and shrubs.




Manny:

Which reminds me...what kind of food are we going to eat?




Martha:

This morning I saw our creators putting green pellets into our feeding trough.




Manny:

Gross!




Martha:

I know, but we've got to eat something.




Manny:

Look, they're opening the gate to our feeding area now.




Martha:

Good...dinner! Just let me get my purse.












IT'S ABOUT RENEWABLE RESOURCES AND BRINGING BACK THE DEAD!